Wonderful Things our Readers and Guests Say!
Howdy!
Many of the fine folks who have read What Killed Sally, viewed our website, or visited PSL Ranch (and survived), have felt the need to communicate their thoughts to us. Some are small-minded or lacking cognitive development; but others are spot-on! If you have comments, concerns, suggestions, or simply feel the need to tell us a thing or two, feel free to send us your thoughts via email to info@whatkilledsally.com and maybe your words will reach this page!
Question:
"I'm not sure what is real and what is fake on your website, how do I tell"?
Charles from Hobert, IN
Answer:
Well Chuckie from Indiana, it's apparent you graduated at the bottom of your lower-level eastern city public High School, so pretend it's all real.
Slim
Missa Chahlie,
Nuh lissen to Slim! Im jus mad, cause di pig dem did knock ovah di deer feeda again and bruk it up! Mi know it aahd fi tell a wah true an a wha nuh true pon di website, so jus ask bout di ting yu waah know bout. Dis mi can tell yu doh…di “What Killed Sally” book is a real ting. Jus click pon di “Buy WKS” page fi buy it.
Cassy
Comment:
Cassie and Slim,
I hope the next version comes out after I visit the ranch to take some hog or dear or grill some [rattlesnakes].
Sally is rather unfortunate and does make a habit of getting into some pretty unusual snags.
Chris G. from Jamaica, West Indies
Question:
I am really excited about visiting the Ranch and killing pigs. It’s too far to walk. Do you have a parking lot? Are there lots of girls?—well besides Sally- who’s dead.. I mean live ones.. When can I do that? I’m really excited about the book what killed Sally.. do you have lots of pictures? When is it coming out in audio track? How do I send you money?
Dan from KS
Answer:
Dear Dan from Kansas,
Thank you for your well thought out questions; but do to the overwhelming number of comments we are receiving, I only have time to answer one, so here it is, 'Yes'.
Seriously though, “What Killed Sally” has lots of pictures of Sally’s demise! As with most of the items on our “Products” page, the audio track is “Coming Soon”! Contributions to PSL Ranch are always accepted and large denominations are especially encouraged!
Just curious, are you a member of the Neanderthal Rights Association?
Slim
Comment:
I received your wonderful book today and can't wait to read it!!!! Thank you!!!! However when I opened the package it was upside down. I tried to read it with my head on the floor and legs on the sofa, and it seemed to work just fine. But I think I might have started at the end. I'm not sure though, does it come with a warranty? Anyway, I'm really going to enjoy reading it even if I have to read it upside down until I pass out or have to go to the bathroom or something.
A Fan
Dear Fan,
I understand your predicament. I received a box of 30 books to give as gifts and they all arrived sideways and I had to throw them all out. Unfortunately, there is no warranty implied or otherwise.
Slim
Comment:
Sally's dead?? I read your very inciteful book, but this was something I didn't see coming... my system is in shock with a heavy heart! I just didn't pick up on any nuance....
Sad Reader
Comment:
I took the bovine test and read the answers first. THAT REALLY HELPED!!!! I got them all wrong anyway, but golly, I was really close.
Rufus, Chicago IL
Dear Rufus,
Don't feel bad. I wrote the game, and flunked the first 3 times I played it.
Slim
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Translation:
Mr. Charlie,
Don't listen to Slim! He's just angry because the pigs knocked over the deer feeder again and broke it to bits! I know it's hard to tell what is and isn't true on the website, so just ask us. This I can tell you though..."What Killed Sally" is a real book. Just click on the "Buy WKS" page to buy it.
Cassy
