Book a Camping Trip to PSL Ranch

Due to several recent incidents involving GTCA campers on PSL Ranch, there are now many openings for those daring outdoorsmen and women wishing to explore the wilds of Central Texas. Reserving a campsite is simple, just follow the directions below.

• Provide the date(s) you wish to camp. 
• Provide proof of Health Insurance. This is just a formality as you will be so far from any hospital that it’s doubtful you would survive long enough to reach one in the event of a serious accident.
• Provide proof of funeral insurance notarized by 3 notary officers. If you are unable to complete this requirement prior to arriving at PSL Ranch, local funeral homes can provide your insurance needs and it won’t break your budget.
• Provide a $1,000,000.00 bond in case of accident ($2,000,000.00 if your name is Sally) notarized by 3 notary officers. If your state prohibits you from acquiring a bond for personnel injury, don’t fret, PSL Ranch can provide the bond for a nominal fee.
• Send a deposit of $5000 in Bitcoin or foreign currency (all deposits are non-refundable). The current price of Bitcoins is $4044.58 per coin! That means your deposit is only about 1.25 coins! Where can you buy Bitcoins, create a Bitcoin Wallet, and transfer Bitcoins to our off-shore account? That’s what Google is for!
• Sign our 250-page disclaimer written in the Navaho language. No, Shari Running Wild doesn’t speak Navaho, or any other Native American Language for that matter; but we believe the Navaho language adds an ambiance to the entire process that fits our ‘Old West’ experience. Besides, the legalese in English is just as unintelligible.
• Most Importantly Buy What Killed Sally, and READ IT!