Answers for: Can I Eat That?
When you're starving you can eat about anything, well, except for Cookies potato soup! But we have a pretty good idea of things you shouldn't eat, so if you missed more than 1, you should stick to store-bought meals!
A: No! If you try to corral one of Rancher Bo Jingle's prize Angus, he'll shoot you with his elephant gun, and he's a crack shot! Just ask Sally's friends or read about it in incident # 26!
B: No. First of all, cow pies aren't real pies. They won't kill you, and they are full of nutrients, but they'll surely make you sick!
C: Yes! They kept a lot of frontiersmen alive and make a great drink!
D: Yes. But be forewarned! Armadillos are carriers of Leprocy, so handle with caution!
E: Yes. Coyotes are a source of meat, and rabbies. If they're easy to catch, it's best to leave them alone!
F: Yes. They'll fill your hands full of needles if you're not careful, but it's told they have healing properties.
G: Yes. Coyotes and red wolves eat'em, so why shouldn't we!
H: No! It's not that they don't taste good, but they're protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918.
I: No! Milkweed is poisonous and symptoms range from gastric issues to death. See incident #3.
J: Yes. Feral hogs of all types make great organic pork!
K: Yes! Opossums (possums) were a main source of food for many during the great depression.
L: Yes. But only in a pinch. You can get some fluid out of them, but it's not real tasty.
M: Yes. One or two striped skunks make good eatin! But oh, the smell!
N: Yes. Diamondbacks have great meat, but they taste like snake not like chicken!
O: Yes. That is if you want to take the time to peel them and don't mind the 100's of needles.
Now, if you got more than 1 of the NOs wrong, please read What Killed Sally before visiting PSL Ranch! Most of our ranch hands have read it...at least the ones that can read.